C-Shell

de fun comp unix

Was man mit seiner C-Shell so alles machen kann (nur für Unix Freaks *g*)

Die C-Shells die ich bisher in Finger bekommen habe können das leider nicht... :-(

(~)> cat "food in cans"  
cat: can't open food in cans

(~)> nice man woman  
No manual entry for woman.

(~)> rm God  
rm: God nonexistent

(~)> ar t God  
ar: God does not exist

(~)> ar r God  
ar: creating God

(~)> "How would you rate Quayle's incompetence?  
Unmatched ".

(~)> [Where is Elvis Presley?  
Missing ].

(~)> ^How did the sex change operation go?  
^ Modifier failed.

(~)> If I had a ( for every $ the Congress spent, what would I have?  
Too many ('s.

(~)> make love  
Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop.

(~)> sleep with me  
bad character

(~)> got a light?  
No match.

(~)> man: why did you get a divorce?  
man:: Too many arguments.

(~)> !:say, what is saccharine?  
Bad substitute.

(~)> %blow  
(~)>blow: No such job.

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